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		<title>Helix Apartments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[4751 12th Avenue Northeast Developer: Harbor Properties Architect: Baylis Architects Now that we are waiting for the cheapshit condo market to rebound, we have scrap ex-condo parts to make apartments. Sadly, they look just like condos. Here we have a mixed up box of reject crayon colors. Same flashy name, same flashy exteriors. There&#8217;s even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Escala condominiums</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1920 Fourth Avenue Developer: Lexas Companies Architect: Thoryk Architecture Something-is-changing-at Escala-dot-com&#8230;could it be the ownership? So when the bank owns your condo tower, do you get free checking? Just sayin&#8217;. Do they have a basket of lollipops at the door and somebody waiting to ask us about our weekend? I&#8217;m sure the views looking out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lusty Lady, Bone Voyage!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1315 1st Avenue The menage à trois with the pressing condos is coming to an end. Is it too much to ask that this building not be torn down? We realize this is some seriously valuable air above waiting to be lego-ed in with a skinny condo or pop out neighbor expansion. Still, we vote [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thornton Place condominiums</title>
		<description><![CDATA[337 Northeast 103rd Street Developer: Stellar Holdings and Lorig Associates Architect: Mithun Is there a word for failing before you begin? If that&#8217;s your investment strategy, buy here first. &#8216;Cause you will be the first. We can&#8217;t image why there haven&#8217;t been flocks of takers with all that extra-terrestrial IUD yard art. Maybe it&#8217;s time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McGuire Apartments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[210 Wall Street Developer: Carpenter&#8217;s Tower LLC Architect: in hiding Local papers report: Developer Surprised That Rock Bottom, Cheap-Assed Construction Doesn&#8217;t Last. That&#8217;s right, so badly constructed, it&#8217;ll be torn down this year. This tower of low standards and quick money was constructed in 2001 and is soon to be demolished. We at CSC hate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Summit Condos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[900 Summit Ave E OMG! We totally saw this cardboard and red rubberband building kit on Etsy. This must be the beginner&#8217;s building set. We suggest one or two more giant rubberbands to keep the boxes from falling into the neighbor&#8217;s yard. We do hope it is easy to move, maybe folds up for convenient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Columbia City Condos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[5220 42nd Ave. S. Developer: 20th Century Development Architect: n/a This is a very depressing building. Really, this looks like class C office space heavily sprayed with textured pancake make-up relabeled as a condominium. We feel like we&#8217;re going to hear a dental drill. We would like to point out that at some time the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joule apartments and condominiums</title>
		<description><![CDATA[523 Broadway Ave. E. Developer: Essex Broadway LLC Architect: Matt Driscoll* Broadway&#8217;s going beige and soon to be renamed Belltown Hill. Here&#8217;s one side of the new condos across the street from Brix, and what we have to look forward to in the future. Yes, something needed to be built on the lot, but why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The hole.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Second and Pine St. Another resplendent condo project gone belly up. From a parking lot to a mega-hole, and back to a parking lot (soon). Will there be another hole? Wouldn&#8217;t it be great if instead of reverting to a parking lot, we had a below grade zen garden or fabulous sculptures a la Olympic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Residences at 500 Elliott</title>
		<description><![CDATA[500 Elliott Avenue Developer: Equity Residential® Condominiums Architect: witness protection program Welcome to the Seattle accordion condos, the Residences at 500 Elliott. This unmusical building lets out an ugly tone when you squeeze it, something like an emission and a cat screeching at the same time. This might also be the largest &#8220;oops paint&#8221; building [...]]]></description>
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