Ahoy matey, it’s the S.S. Tangletown! She’s been beached.
Now marooned in Greenlake and listing terribly.
1026 NE 65th St.
This mishmash condo comes with a smokestack.
Who knows what they’re incinerating in there.
Oh, the smell, that’s why the windows are so small.
Now that’s urban planning for you.
This building is such a unique neighborhood landmark, you can say, “Meet me in front of the baby blue, copper, salmon, beige, sandstone building for lunch.”
413 NE 70th St.
The big condo cake pan plops out another one, this time on top of a bank.
How fitting.
Although, the bank might feel like it’s a monkey on their back these days.
Conversely, the condo peeps will know every time they come home if their bank has gone out of business or not.
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