1805 Bellevue Ave. Ah man, when I got outta prison, I got me this condo and I just feel like I never left. Same kinda windows, institutional colors and gates everywhere. Damn, I think my parole officer is in that USPS van…
103 Bellevue Ave. East Hello, is the tin man home? I’m here, but if I only had a heart…hummmm…and some eaves, full size windows, something resembling a balcony, some color… …but at least I have good reception with my industrial size rabbit ears.
705 East Republican St. Vertigo: (old crappy building) + (multi-colored paint) = “horn rimmed glasses of Seattle” I don’t know, it’s developers’ math. The room is spinning.
1707 Boylston Ave. Only 16 luxury condos left. Going once, going twice… Anybody……Anybody…..? Can we all park here now?
1125 E. Olive St. With its “colorful tropical landscaping…Onyx Seattle overwhelms guests.” (We did not make this up.) Oh yeah…
1410 E Pine St. We have to cut corners (literally) to keep the profits high… …sorry, no full balconies for you, sucka.
1416 Boylston Ave. Oh, he he, so sorry. We ran out of windows.
130 Harvard Avenue E. Just the place… for uh…uh, trendsetters…and Quiznos.
1707 Boylston Ave. Agents and buyers only, motherfucker!
717 E. Denny Way The sign in front reads, “Capitol Hill at its finest!.” No, it really does.
