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Ruby condominiums

2960  Eastlake Ave E.


Ruby – “Life Sparkles Here.”

Yeah, so does the air with I-5 car exhaust.

Move-in special includes ruby red earplugs to blunt the ocean sound of freeway traffic.

Is it the grand opening yet?

  • Corrugated metal facade…? Check!

  • Corporate color scheme…? Check!

  • Naked concrete…? Check!

No detail has been overlooked, bring on the sandwich boards and balloons.

Life under the bridge is sooo urban.