17 W. Mercer St.
Is that front door a wormhole to Manhattan?
…Because I know this CANNOT be TriBeCa.
If it is a wormhole, I’m scoring a payday loan at the convenient Checks Cashed, having my bangs trimmed and getting a foot-long sub for the trip.
This is great, ’cause I hate to fly.
501 Roy St.
Diagnosis: Condo anemia with complications of stripmall signage.
Symptoms include: pale appearance, weariness, apathy, listlessness, susceptibility to aggressive stripmall signage.
If left untreated, further spread of signage rash and complete decrepitude.
Get well soon!
The new urban blandscape sweeping through Seattle