2960 Eastlake Ave E.
Ruby – “Life Sparkles Here.”
Yeah, so does the air with I-5 car exhaust.
Move-in special includes ruby red earplugs to blunt the ocean sound of freeway traffic.
Is it the grand opening yet?
Corrugated metal facade…? Check!
Corporate color scheme…? Check!
Naked concrete…? Check!
No detail has been overlooked, bring on the sandwich boards and balloons.
Life under the bridge is sooo urban.