115 Aurora Ave N

Developer: Norcon/Sierra

Architect: gulag

Marselle condos You have now entered the Grey Zone.

Nouveau Cold War style. A block of severe housing for the people.

Don’t fret comrade, although the prices are not for mere proletariats. . .

There are some 345 sq ft. cheap seats at only $150,000.

View the grandeur of the citizenry on their dutiful way to work along the modern marvel of Highway 99. Check out the Ordinary Diet Cafeteria at the comrade quikee mart on the corner and throw back some vodka on your way to the Seattle Cleansing Department.

Na zdorovje!

P.S. Spot the only thing that’s not grey in this picture.


7 Responses to “Marselle condominiums”

  1. old timer Says:

    Gulag – yep, you pegged it!
    The “green’ florescent bulbs on the balconies add a notably stark emphasis at night.

  2. condolences Says:

    Ah, the Hardselle Condominimums, how they take me back to Novosibirsk in 1961 and the potato-fueled passions of my 122-kilo girlfriend Irina in her tiny apartment. Better buy before the Heritage Olde World patina of rust develops below the windows and the values shoot up accordingly.

  3. Samantha Says:

    I found it! The tiny someone (dwarfed by the wall of GRAY condo) in a bit of hunter orange. What I can’t figure out is if they’re on the sidewalk or shoulder of the road. At least the color says safety.

  4. Ella Says:

    Orange = Safety…or prison…with the perfect backdrop to set the mood.

  5. Rev.Smith Says:

    The Metro bus sign, comrade!

    In Russia the jokes laugh at you!

  6. Rev.Smith Says:

    Actually, the penthouse level seems to have some 6inch strips of crimson RED.

    CCCP!

  7. Holler Man Says:

    These con-don’ts remind me of Mother Russia when they had their big building boom in the early 1960s. By 1980 most, if not all, were demolished because of the high quality workmanship the construction drones exhibited in their attempt to underscore Nikita Khrushchev’s statement that Russia would bury the United States. WARNING: If you actually buy one of these con-don’ts be sure to ask for the package which includes an egress system which will eject you to safety when the building begins to crumble. If you don’t you may find yourself being buried in the rubble.

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