745 Bellevue Ave. E
The Facadio is more like it. It looks like stone, ’till you knock on the facade, only to realize it’s made of delicious Italian nougat and rice cake. You can snack on it while waiting for the bus.
We’ve been groped by an Italian nougat building… That’s a whole lot of wrong.
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April 6th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Awesome. Best yet. Waiting for my wife to come ask what I’m laughing so hard about. Dead on with the Embassy Suites.
April 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
It is widely belived in the Bellagio neighborhood that no one really lives in this building. It’s completely staged. Lights and gigantic flat screen televisions run on timers and occasionally people are hired to pose as residents.
One positive to this building – the Mercato Bellagio. On the ground floor you’ll find this sweet little grocery run by a wonderful man working his tail off (15-16 hours a day). He is not affiliated with the Facadio. He knows my name and has given me free beer!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I’ve finally found the location where so many of our featured condo owners dwell. Thank you Cheapshitcondos.com!
July 14th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
My Other Car’s has solved the mystery posed by jess: the building is a whorehouse.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:29 am
I want to see the Ferrero Rocher building or the Orange Marshmallow Peanut building. Maybe you can pull off a piece and eat it – very avant garde and WIlly Wonka.
January 12th, 2010 at 2:10 am
CAM! Between this atrocity, The Mode right across the street and The Summit condos up the way, Las Vegas wannabe’s and sheit have overtaken what used to be one of my favorite little nooks on Bellevue Ave…Thanks Greg!
May 14th, 2010 at 5:05 am
I’m sorry I wandered into this lobby. Due to the facade I thought it was a Cineplex.