415 W. Republican St.
A hefty piece of the Death Star fell out of orbit to land in Queen Anne. It narrowly missed the tiny house next door.
Now in Seattle, this building offers stern looking corrugated siding, and tough squinty windows for discerning members of the Galactic Empire. This substation boasts fetching interiors with a [...]
2960 Eastlake Ave E.
Ruby – “Life Sparkles Here.”
Yeah, so does the air with I-5 car exhaust.
Move-in special includes ruby red earplugs to blunt the ocean sound of freeway traffic.
Is it the grand opening yet?
Corrugated metal facade…? Check!
Corporate color scheme…? Check!
Naked concrete…? Check!
No detail has been overlooked, bring on the sandwich boards and balloons.
Life under the [...]
4341 8th Ave. NE
Cheapshitcondos spotted this building on a trip through the University District.
Completely taken aback by it, we believe that we have found the ugliest newly constructed building in Seattle.
Yes, we know it’s a rental, but still…
We dare you to find worse…
Good Luck!
2504 Western Ave.
Welcome to Silo 17.
This condo is the diminutive cousin of the larger Site 17 condos across the street.
The little condo that couldn’t.
Forlorn and alone, it stands weeping rust down it corrugated facade.
621 5th Ave. N
If a condo itself ever needed some Paxil to fend off the pervasive sense of “blah”, this might be a good candidate.
Although the owners might want some Prozac lying around when they have to pay their monthly mortgages.
These condos start at $270,000.
Hardwood composite tile floors are an extra $12,000. OMFG…
The motor-inn façade [...]
108 5th Ave S.
The nice thing about these condos is the fire department is conveniently located right across the street, so go ahead and smoke in bed.
The downside is you have to pay to park in your front yard…
Ok, so…what are the chutes for?
built-in pigeon coops
escape hatch
battleship canons for the neighborhood
convenient garbage disposal
beauty…?
We don’t [...]
