17 W. Mercer St.

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Is that front door a wormhole to Manhattan?

…Because I know this CANNOT be TriBeCa.

If it is a wormhole, I’m scoring a payday loan at the convenient Checks Cashed, having my bangs trimmed and getting a foot-long sub for the trip.

This is great, ’cause I hate to fly.

10 Responses to “Tribeca condominiums”

  1. kj Says:

    grande!

  2. james Says:

    are you kidding me? the people who write this shit have no idea what they are talking about. this is a concrete and steel low-rise building which is rare in any city. anyone who judges a condo by a neighboring storefront doesn’t know anything about construction and quality. this site is pathetic, get a life

  3. Kit Says:

    You say not to judge a condo by the neighboring storefronts, but the catch is you have to LIVE there amidst all that crap…and no matter how rare the concrete and steel low-rise may be, it is still ugly like a stripmall.

  4. t Says:

    james is just mad because he lives there. and i used to for that matter. best location ever, and the magic bus stop at queen anne and mercer will take you where ever you want to go…

  5. SiamIAm Says:

    … and when you get too old and weak to push your walker up the sidewalk to the entrance, you just slide off the end of the world into oblivion…

  6. Mikey Says:

    What James?

    Concrete and Steel???? That makes east german government housing the new Paris. Most of the former eastern block construction was concrete and Steel. Maybe it is rare for a reason. I saw a Yugo the other day. Those are also very rare. I think you have been reading your own marketing brochure for too long.

  7. Mud Baby Says:

    This looks like an example of an urban revitalization project in…..ummmm, how about Ellensburg?

  8. Mikey Says:

    Other examples of “concrete and steel low-rise”

    1. public park restrooms
    2. parking garages
    3. blast walls
    4. erosion barriers
    5. interstate tunnels
    6. the Los Angeles river

    See a pattern here?

  9. Holler Man Says:

    I had a loft in NYC’s Tribeca area in the late 80s. If this is someone’s misinterpretation of Tribeca then he or she needs to stop the drugs NOW! Oh! Is that Robert DeNiro coming out of his high-rise? Oh. Sorry. He got away into the Checks Cashed place before I could verify if that was he.

  10. Rosey Dog Advocate Says:

    I think the original author might have mixed up “worm hole” with some other kind of “hole.”

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