2717 Western Ave.

Welcome to the Klee, correctional facility and adult day center.

Amenities include: minimum security tower with ventilated rooms, rooftop jungle gym/exercise yard, 24 hour cctv and on-site counseling.

5 Responses to “Klee condominiums”

  1. Silly Says:

    Do you think they have a bitch suite for congenial visits?

  2. Michael Says:

    I’ll grab my Depends and be right over. Do you think this place serves the good kind of Jello?

  3. SiamIAm Says:

    And obviously only properly tagged white county cars are allowed to use the parking out front. You can tell about what the total budget for the facility was, cuz the obligatory “public arts” project is actually the Klee sign.

    BTW Kee is a Thai word meaning shit. At the last minute the developer threw in the “L” in a feeble attempt to avoid the obvious… It was too late to change the color…

  4. skaught2000 Says:

    i would totally live here…why are you people so anti-modern?….some of these places are awesome!

  5. World-class cynic Says:

    skaught2000: You misspelled “anti-crap.” I’m not sure what you’d have to do to be sentenced here, but feel free to inquire with either the state Department of Corrections or the King County sheriff’s office, and I’m sure they could set you up with a five- to ten-year lease.

    Seriously, all you need to know about this building is that Paul Schell — yes, our world-class incompetent former mayor — apparently has a place here.

    Of course, he can’t be bothered to come back and live in the mess he’s helped created. During the WTO lawsuits trial, he got to do his testifying via videotape from Palm Springs. You or I would have had to be there on the stand, but Schell is too good for that treatment.

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