103 Bellevue Ave. East
Hello, is the tin man home?
I’m here, but if I only had a heart…hummmm…and some eaves, full size windows, something resembling a balcony, some color…
…but at least I have good reception with my industrial size rabbit ears.
705 East Republican St.
Vertigo:
(old crappy building) + (multi-colored paint) = “horn rimmed glasses of Seattle”
I don’t know, it’s developers’ math. The room is spinning.
1707 Boylston Ave.
Only 16 luxury condos left. Going once, going twice…
Anybody……Anybody…..?
Can we all park here now?
3104 Western Ave.
Trio, the new communist, modern flat-front. Starting in the high 300’s.
That’s a lot of roubles, Popov.
1125 E. Olive St.
With its “colorful tropical landscaping…Onyx Seattle overwhelms guests.”
(We did not make this up.) Oh yeah…
1410 E Pine St.
We have to cut corners (literally) to keep the profits high…
…sorry, no full balconies for you, sucka.
717 E. Denny Way
The sign in front reads, “Capitol Hill at its finest!.” No, it really does.
